so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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