There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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