We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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