I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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