i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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