He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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