I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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