What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
