Joe is yelling at the trees again.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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