Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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