My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
