Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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