What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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