I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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