That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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