god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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