How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
stop calling my apartment porn island.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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