Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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