Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
My dick has a subreddit
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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