i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
