The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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