Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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