i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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