Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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