its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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