When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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