Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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