We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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