your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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