are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i will never coherently bang her
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
