Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Also, beer. Big fan.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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