Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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