my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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