Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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