I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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