she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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