We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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