lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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