Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Are we still banned from the library?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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