You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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