What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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