so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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