You work out of a Hotel?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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