This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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