my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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