im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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