I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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