She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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