White coat. Heels.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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