Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
