you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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