What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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