My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
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