forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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