She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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