My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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