It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
