I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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